Friday, December 23, 2011

Meh.


Her voice is so ridiculous.
But I also feel ridiculous, so that works.

This is also ridiculous...


RIDIKULUS!

more substantial blogging to come.......

maybe....

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Trust.

"Trust Dreams.
Trust your heart, 
and trust your story." 
I'm so grateful for people that I can trust. And who encourage me all the time. I'm grateful for people not giving up on people for stupid reasons that aren't even their own. I'm grateful for good feedback. I'm grateful for the ones who point out the loopholes. I'm grateful for ideas to believe in. And great stories that transcend time. I'm grateful for finding things that you really enjoy doing and doing them. I'm grateful for Keira Knightley movies.
laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Lunch Break Post

So I decided that I will refuse to see myself as successful until I am able to begin a legitimate art collection. It's gonna be awesome. I already know which artist I would buy my first painting from. Probably just a print, but if I could get an original, I would do it in an instant!

Also.
I'm feeling more and more inspired by this woman each and every day!


Talk about believing in an idea!


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Monday, November 28, 2011

Yayyyyy Writing!!!

Yay.


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thankle.

I should have posted a blog on Thanksgiving Day saying what I was thankful for, but, alas, I did not.

I am really thankful for like two armfuls of things, but I'll just stick to one for now.

I would just like to thank God for giving us imaginations and the ability to be creative! How boring would this world be without that? I think God had a stroke of genius with that one...and I will forever be thankful to Him for that...although it has kept me up many a night.

Anyway...just thought I'd share that tidbit :)

Oh. And I'm also verryyyyyy thankful for an amazing little boy who was born two years ago today! Seriously.
Thank goodness.
He is the bestest Fox.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Friday, November 25, 2011

Oh Beware: This is a Rant

When I awoke at around 3:10 this morning, after getting about 3 hours of sleep after staying up a little too late cherishing time with my family and some friends I don't see often, I was flooded with many different anger-related feelings....which I guess isn't so out of the blue, given the circumstances. Of course that's pretty normal, because who wants to wake up at 3 o clock in the morning to go work retail anyway. But I was so exhausted and I just started to think. That I have to go out of my way....take time out of my relaxation...completely waste an entire day of my holiday....and for what?
For greed.
Our country's unemployment rates are at an all time high.
We've been in a recession.
So what do people do?
Shop.
For toys.
And pots and pans.
And luggage.
And slippers.
And whatever other ridiculous thing they can get their hands on.
It really is a shame.
And I have to sit there and listen to their backhanded comments about how the line is so slow and they are so tired because they had to get up in the middle of the night to do this.
No shit. (pardon my language)
I, who am working as fast as I possibly can to get people through this line also had to get up in the middle of the freaking night to cater to YOU. So thank you for telling me how not great of a job I am doing, even though I'm working as hard as possible.
Oh you're just joking?
I'm doing a great job? Oh thanks.
And then there's stuff like this....
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/25/black-friday-violence-reported-at-stores-across-country/
which is just ridiculous.

I'm sorry.
I know I'm probably sounding crazy...but it just makes me so sad for our nation. Why are we so obsessed with STUFF?
I obviously can't say that I don't have the occasional spend-too-much shopping trip...but it seems like it's just gotten so out of hand over the years.
And I'm just not feeling the present thing this year for Christmas.
Initially it was that I just won't be able to afford gifts for all of my loved ones because I am saving money for travel...but now I just don't want to have anything to do with gifts this Christmas.
As cheesy as it sounds...if I could have my entire family with me for Christmas, no matter how loud and crazy that would be....I would be the luckiest freakin girl in the 'verse. And I wouldn't need a single stinking gift from any one of them.
So please, if you were thinking of getting me a gift this Christmas...you really don't need to. Just seeing your face or hearing your voice is going to be sufficient for me, I assure you!
I love getting people birthday gifts and thoughtful gifts, because I feel like those are really special times. But I really don't know how genuinely special Christmas has come to be anymore.
It's very disappointing to me...but that's how I feel.
So I'll sing the songs and smile the smiles...but my heart just won't be the same this Christmas...because I won't be with everyone that I love and I won't get to see all the faces that I want to see. But I will sure be happy with the ones I do get to see!

My apologies for this long, depressing rant.
But it had to be said. And I feel much better for it.

And yes, I'm gonna go watch a Christmas movie now.
Because Elf is coming on TV.
And it will make me smile :)


laurenthevampireslayer ranting until there's no tomorrow....

Friday, November 18, 2011

Geez.

I mean...geez.

Alone on a Friday night.

Lame.



ltvs signing off...

Thursday, November 10, 2011

I Guess I'll Take Care...of My Heart and Brain and Hair.

Ever since...well...I guess since about 6th grade, I have been a little....I guess you could call it... boy-crazy. 
Not in the sense that I always have a million boyfriends or anything like that...more like a million crushes and celebrity crushes and so forth.

Bottom line: I just think boys are real cute. Many different kinds of boys, for that matter.

I pretty much always have some little weird crush going on. Like on the random guy I'll see every other week at Barnes and Noble. Or the guy I pass everyday while going to class. Or a starbucks worker. 

That being said...I really can't remember a time that I didn't have some little inkling of feelings for some random stranger boy person.

Until now.

I'm not really sure if I am happy or sad to say that I have come to a point where I, not only don't have a boyfriend/hang out friend/talking friend, but I also do not have one. single. crush. 

Not a one. 

Nothing.

I'm not really sure how I feel about this. 
A little amused on one hand. 
But a little saddened on the other...because that just means that I see absolutely no options for myself AT ALL. Not much hope there on the boy horizon. 

Really just weird, I guess. 

Thankfully, I have like a billion unattainable celebrity crushes to keep me quasi-sane. And they're really cute. 

Soooooo. Yeah. I don't really know where this is going...but I was just thinking about it the other night...so.... voila!

laurenthecrushlessvampireslayer signing off...

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Well, Gee.

This makes me kind of want to see them again.
It didn't seem quite this fun when I saw them in 2007.
Actually, I was a little disappointed.
But this looks fun.
I could dig this.




laurenthevampireslayer, who can't stop watching youtube videos of old songs and is about to delve into fsf from earlier this year, and who doesn't know when, or when, not to use commas,, signing off...

Happy Holidays Begins

Well...I only nearly cried in front of a customer one time today. I guess that's pretty good for the biggest sale of the friggin year. 

Very much looking forward to the Holiday season.

Chips and dip for dinner!

PS. The rest of the day really wasn't bad at all. It really is so sad how one person can do so much damage to your day, though. Thank goodness for sweet old ladies that are behind terrible people in line.

Geaux Tigers!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Thursday, November 3, 2011

A Forced Blog.

I hate it whenever I really want to write a blog, but I know that all the stuff in my head the past week is either not pleasant or complainy or plagued by frustration! 
So I will not address any of these horrid things, and instead, remark on the nice things going on. 

Get to go to another wedding tomorrow night. Should be fun.
Onion dip and football on Saturday! Followed by TV catch-up.

{And sidebar: So I think I've liked the first couple of episodes of Once Upon A Time.  The only thing that bothers me is the lack of ruggedness of the fairy tale world. Olivia brought this up while we watched a little together, and I noticed it a lot more in the second episode. Everything looks really cool but it's all nice and pretty! I need some dusty cobwebs and dirt and aged clothing. Come on! :End sidebar}

Pretty much get to have a lazy Sunday to read lots and lots and watch Sunday night Tele.
Get to go see my Laffy friends next Friday...pretty stoked about that! 
And I also get to eat delicious broccoli and cheese soup that A is leaving me for watching her pups!

So yeah....there are always good things going on.

I really miss watching Buffy/Angel! Can't wait til the breaks in Fall TV..........to watch more TV.
Sheesh.
Womp Womp.

Anyway....I feel like this most of the time...


Well...minus the first tidbit...but you get the picture!
What I wonder, is if I'll ever get to the point where I don't feel that way anymore.
Anyway....Ewok looks incredibly cute and cuddly right now. 

Cheerio!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Monday, October 31, 2011

OoOoOoOoOo













from laurenthevampireslayer

Hope it was spooky-ooky :o

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ohhhh. Why Did It Have to be Clowns?

So I saw on Facebook that a couple of my friends dressed up as Space Ghost and Brak for Halloween.
Which led me to listen to this this morning:



Which led me to buy this on Amazon just now:


What an exciting turn of events for me!
And can I just say....the song, "Don't Send in the Clowns"......so awesome.
Wait.....
There.
Ahhh, those back-up singers.......perfect!

Ok, well...it's time for me to get ready for le church.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Engagementbook

should probably just be the new name for Facebook. Because that's all that ever happens on there. It's like as soon as I'm finished cleaning the vomit off of my computer screen, there has already been another engagement posted.

Don't get me wrong...I'm happy that so many people are happy.  It just gets a little overwhelming at times.

Sometimes I think that there has just got to be something that I'm doing wrong with my life...I just don't know what it is!

I've been trying very hard to get things back on the right track.  But I kind of feel like I am in one of those hamster wheels. Not cool.

I guess now, the next step is to stop being a scaredy pants and put myself out there a little (in several different aspects of my life)! Or else I'm just gonna become an angry and bitter old woman and look like this:



Cheers

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Non-Noob.

Well now. This is all new and pretty. And frilly and new.

I like that.

So yesterday, I practically daydreamed the day away like a crazy lady.

What it’s like to have your head in the clouds, indeed!

Sometimes it’s just mandatory…in order to make the day go by. It’s just better to have charming British guys, long beautiful walks in foreign places, beer gardens, music filled night air, picnics, far off feelings, and people you haven’t yet met floating around in your head instead of the reality of folding the same panty table. Again.

I’m ready for things to happen.
I need some crazy random happenstances!
I need lots of scary movies in the next week.
I need chocolate.
I need to go back to sleep :)

Oh and I finally bought my first ever Sherri print! Lookie here!
image
Start small. One day I will be a collector of many pieces of artwork. One day.

Good talk.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off…from my new home…

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

I Want to Be Well

Sleep.
Sleep.
Sleep.
Cough, cough.
Nose blow.
Cough, cough.
Sniff.
Sniff.


Pretty much how my day is going so far.
I hate taking sick days when I am ACTUALLY sick. Not cool.

I think I am going peel myself out of my bed (and hopefully out of my woozy state) and eat some soup and watch Stay Alive. That should make me feel better. 

Man this sucks! 

I'm not so much of a baby when I'm sick, but I am more the impatient child. I just want it to be done already. Like I've been sick for four days!!! How much longer can this last!!??

Meh.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Get to see one of my BFFs today!! 
 














 






Well...two of my BFFs, actually! 
























Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Friday, September 30, 2011

Is it sad...

that I'm already in bed on a Friday night and it's only 10:30?

Yeesh.

Tomorrow's October!!! 


laurenthevampireslayer signing off....heh heh heh.....

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Wishful Thinking.

Why can't I just have infinite fundsssssss???

I have been wanting to get an addition to my tattoo for like 2 years now! And also to fix the crappiness that is the one that I am adding to. I just want my waves and my elvish and my mermaid. Sherri even said it was okay for crazies like me to tattoo her artwork upon themselves (I was gonna do it anyway...but now I feel much more honorable about it)! Hrmph.

Oh well...at least I have something to look forward to immediately upon my return from Europe........Tattoo Time. Until then...I'll just stare at the picture and think wishfully about getting another tattoo.....


Also. This picture..........


always really really makes me want to have her tattooed on my arm. I could look at it all day. I wish I was this talented! Hmmm...this one would work very nicely as well...




Who knows? Maybe I'll get them all! A Sherri sleeve.....huzzah!

Ok ok....enough of that.

I think I'm gonna start writing a little this weekend. Haven't done that in a looooonnnngggg time. It's probably gonna be crappy crappy.....but it doesn't really matter....cause you won't be reading it!

Cheers

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

To find someone you love, you gotta be someone you love.

To find someone you love, you gotta call your own bluff.

Ahoy.

So...Here are some quotes that have meaning things to me lately. 

"For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope."
                   -Jeremiah 29:11

"No man is brave that has never walked a hundred miles.  If you want to know the truth of who you are, walk until not a person knows your name.  Travel is the great leveler, the great teacher, bitter as medicine, crueler than mirror-glass.  A long stretch of road will teach you more about yourself than a hundred years of quiet introspection."
                   -The Wise Man's Fear

"And do this, understanding the present time.  The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed.  The night is nearly over; the day is almost here.  So let us put aside the deeds of darkness and put on the armor of light.  Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in orgies and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy.  Rather clothe yourself with the Lord Jesus Christ, and do not think about how to gratify the desires of the sinful nature."
                   -Romans 9:11-14

"It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it.  Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their won surprise that they wear it well."
                    -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"The seed will grow well, the vine will yield its fruit, the ground will produce its crops, and the heavens will drop their dew.  I will give all these things as an inheritance to the remnant of this people.  As you have ben an object of cursing among the nations, O Judah and Israel, so will I save you, and you will be a blessing.  Do not be afraid, but let your hands be strong."
                   -Zechariah 8:12-13

"You are the true master of death, because the true master does not seek to run away from Death.  He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying."
                    -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"I have told you all this so that you may have peace in me.  Here on earth you will have many trials and sorrows.  But take heart, because I have overcome the world."
                     -John 16:33

"We can make our plans, but the Lord determines our steps."
                      -Proverbs 16:9

"He is before all things, and in him all things hold together."
                      -Colossians 1:17

"When I glanced back several minutes later, he was eating unabashedly from his pocket and bickering with his wife about whether or not the peasantry could make bread from acorns.  From the sound of it, I guessed it was a small piece of a larger argument that they had been having their entire lives."
                       -The Wise Man's Fear

"He opened his mouth wide. Sharp teeth.  Breath that smelled of leaf mould and the underneaths of things."
                       -Troll-Bridge


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Dear Lord,

Pretty please send me a man that is open to watching Dawson's Creek. I would really love to watch it all the way through just once more, but I can't really justify it unless I write it off as helping another experience Dawson's overly dramatical world for the first time. And I refuse to watch any more TV shows with people I don't live with (other than Ashleigh) because it is just too much trouble to coordinate!

So, yes.

Please, please :)

Love,

your girl, laurenthevampireslayer

Monday, September 19, 2011

Oh, crap.

Shame on YouTube for not having a better version of this!!


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Swoon.

Why don't nobody do it like this anymore? 


laurenthevampireslayer singing off...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

On the Outside of Love

Woops! Haven't  blogged in a while!

Not entirely too much has been going on lately.
I had an extremely fun, wild, and crazy birthday with some pretty cool peeps in New Orleans! Two of my BFFs got to come down and celebrate as well...All in all, it was a great celebration WEEK...haha.  And I got some really cool presents :)

I decided that I'm just not gonna be friends with boys anymore, because it's impossible. I really like having guys as friends, but I haven't developed real feelings for a guy in about two and a half years....and, well...it just seems to not be working out. I really hate letting people down. And it seems like every guy that I have met recently has been gettin all crazy-like....so I'm just gonna stop meeting them. Yep. Not only am I not gonna be friends with them....I'm also not gonna meet them. There ya go. 

In other news, I decided that I need to save up at least $1,000 by the end of this year. So come next paycheck...this lady is gonna be buckled down like mental patient in an insane asylum. I think I'm gonna have about $100 of extra money each month. Sooooo....Ramen noodles, meet Lauren....Lauren, meet Ramen noodles. Or How I Met Your Mother style. Haaaaaaaaave ya met Ramen noodles??
But it will all be worth it....oh, yes.

In other entertainment news...apparently Brenda Song got preggo by TRACE CYRUS!!! YUKKK! Bad form, Brenda....bad form, indeed!
Don't know who Trace Cyrus is? He is Miley Cyrus's brother. This is what his face looks like...

Kinda grody, huh?

Anyway....my heart has been yearning lately. It really needs to stop. It's making me sad. And the only thing that can make me happier is.....MORE HOT ROD.

  

The end.

Now I'm gonna go read about a bad-ass ginger.
This one...



laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Sunday, July 31, 2011

You're Not That Bright Now...

But you will be someday soon,
and you will fall in love with the moonlight.

I am so thrilled. 
9 months feels like it will come so soon. 
Olivia and I had the most successful/effective planning party of all planning parties. 
We pretty much nailed down a lot of our trip and figured out a rough sum of money that we will need to save. This will, no doubt, aid in any weight loss hopes that I have. It feels really nice to have a focus, though. And to feel some of the excitement for which I will be sacrificing many other smaller excitements. 
Bottom line.
This trip is gonna rule.

And since tomorrow begins the month in which I was born, I decided to go ahead and order myself a cheap, early birthday present:


That should go nicely in my TV room :D

't warms the heart.  


G'night!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Summer Movie Update.

Saw this last night.


It was pretty good! I liked it. Don't know much about the Cap...but I enjoyed the flick. Lots of action and lots of muscles :)

And now I'm super-duper excited about this.


The Spiderman trailer didn't look terrible. I don't know how I feel about the first person part, but I definitely like Andrew Garfield more than Tobey Maguire. And I love Emma Stone. 
Emma Stone > Kirsten Dunst 

These comic book movies are fun...but MAN, do they just keep 'em coming!

Also, in other movie news, they finally set a date for The Cabin in the Woods...April 13, 2012. Yay! Friday the 13th! Let's just hope it stays that way.

And I still wanna see Friends with Benefits....so sue me!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"But we are all creatures of habit. It is far too easy to stay in the familiar ruts we dig for ourselves."

You keep us going on

You keep us fighting long after the fire.

I know it's only Tuesday, but I haven't been having the best week. I guess it just ain't my week. That may be an understatement. Not only have I been extremely unhappy/tired/grouchy, but I have been showing it outwardly more than I often do. Usually I try to make the best of things, but these past couple of days I've found myself being rude to people and just being in a weird mood altogether. I do feel badly about this. I'm gonna try to be better for the remainder of the week.

I often get to the point where I just have to blatantly refuse to let circumstances or the evil powers that be get me down. I just can't. What on earth am I going to do from the ground? Certain things usually jolt me out of my funk. Like after I went and watched Harry Potter for the second time....just earlier today. It's like inspiration being injected into my body through an IV.

Let me just sidebar for a moment:  I know that I'm a little obsessive over HP...but the story has really touched me in a way that few stories have. It has given me insight to things unknown and it has given me hope and inspiration....and joy (And of course, if you were to ask me, I'd tell you all about it). I just love it. I really believe that everyone needs a story like this in their life... to help them figure things out... and jolt them out of funks :)
Sidebar over.

When I left the theater, I felt as if I wished that my heart could momentarily take human form , jump out of my body and just hug everyone in my vicinity (only because I think people might freak out and...really just be a little grossed out if a life-sized, nasty looking organ ran up to them and tried to hug them!). Then I got home to find out that the showerhead that I just bought won't work on my shower...and then I practically showered myself in Spaghetti-os (not even kidding)! And so my inspirational high was a bit short-lived. But I got over those things in a short bit and I'm just feeling very thankful for the things in my life that DO go right.

I'm really starting to understand what "they" mean by "life is a daily struggle" or what not. It really can be. I see that now.

So there's a little sneak peek into my life...whether you wanted it or not.

Now I'm gonna go read. I love getting so into a book that you wish you could just be reading it all the time! Yipeeeeeee!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Post HP Approaching Quickly


How else would I be able to fill the void?


NO DUHHHH!!!



laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Thursday, July 7, 2011

It's All Ending.

And they look amazing!!





London Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Complete wardrobe envy.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Hey, Disney/Pixar....I like you :)

Saw this quote on Twitter today, and I really, really like it...I like like it. A lot. 

Okay, okay...here it is: 

Right:

Now:

Okay, Seriously:


Thursday, June 23, 2011

Hold On.

Welp. 
Finally got dragged to see Bridesmaids tonight.
I'm glad.
I really liked it...I have no idea why I initially didn't want to see it at all. I mean I love Kristin Wiig.
I definitely must admit that I teared up several more times than I anticipated during the movie. Sometimes I feel a lot like Kristen Wiig's character. Obviously not THAT dramatic and crazy...but sometimes I feel like I am just letting life pass me by because certain things have been such huge disappointments. It's like I'll never have the courage to step out and take a risk. I guess I just need a Megan to come sit on my couch and then try to beat me up or something. Or something. I think that maybe if I see this in person....


....maybe then, things will change for the better.

Oh wait...but I am going to see this in person. So maybe things will change sooner rather than later.

That movie was seriously funny, though.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Friday, June 17, 2011

Well it's got to be strong to touch my heart through it's shell...



And I'll wait for it to come.

I'll wait for it to come...



laurenthevampireslayer signing off....

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Mermaid.

I

Who would be
A mermaid fair,
Singing alone,
Combing her hair
Under the sea,
In a golden curl
With a comb of pearl,
On a throne?
 
II

I would be a mermaid fair;
I would sing to myself the whole of the day;
With a comb of pearl I would comb my hair;
And still as I comb'd I would sing and say,
'Who is it loves me? who loves not me?'
I would comb my hair till my ringlets would fall
                Low adown, low adown,
From under my starry sea-bud crown
                Low adown and around,
And I should look like a fountain of gold
        Springing alone
        With a shrill inner sound
                Over the throne
        In the midst of the hall;
Till that great sea-snake under the sea
From his coiled sleeps in the central deeps
Would slowly trail himself sevenfold
Round the hall where I sate, and look in at the gate
With his large calm eyes for the love of me.
And all the mermen under the sea
Would feel their immortality
Die in their hearts for the love of me.

III

But at night I would wander away, away,
        I would fling on each side my low-flowing locks,
And lightly vault from the throne and play
     With the mermen in and out of the rocks;
We would run to and fro, and hide and seek,
     On the broad sea-wolds in the crimson shells,
Whose silvery spikes are nighest the sea.
But if any came near I would call and shriek,
And adown the steep like a wave I would leap
     From the diamond-ledges that jut from the dells;
For I would not be kiss'd by all who would list
Of the bold merry mermen under the sea.
They would sue me, and woo me, and flatter me,
In the purple twilights under the sea;
But the king of them all would carry me,
Woo me, and win me, and marry me,
In the branching jaspers under the sea.
Then all the dry-pied things that be
In the hueless mosses under the sea
Would curl round my silver feet silently,
All looking up for the love of me.
And if I should carol aloud, from aloft
All things that are forked, and horned, and soft
Would lean out from the hollow sphere of the sea,
All looking down for the love of me.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

The Kraken.


Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, 
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth:  faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

I'd just like to give a little shout-out to Mr. Draco Malfoy.
Happy Birthday, man!

You may be cowardly and foolish, but at least you're not seriously evil in there!


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Saturday, May 28, 2011

You don't even have to bring sexy back this time.

Ok.



Justin Timberlake.

You need to come to your senses.

And make music again.

That was really good when you sang on SNL about not singing on SNL, but...

I mean....come on, Justin....


laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Apparently.....

I subconsciously love The Plain White Tee's.

I'm not even going to expound upon that.

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Monday, May 23, 2011

Like or Like Like?


Like Like.

So cute. 

Ethan sent me that via text message today...I'm so glad that there is one more Belieber in the world now.


Great day of blogging for me.

Jesus and Justin Bieber. 

Great day.

I just cried reading a bunch of those 'Damn you auto correct' things. Funny stuff right there. All thanks to the iPhone.

Gotta wake up early...hope I fall asleep better tonight. But first...gotta read some Bible, Runaways, and Harry Potter...my nightly excerpts for the time being. 

Well then......G'night!

laurenthevampireslayer signing off...

Run to You.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Grilled Cheese.

Best food ever invented.
Period.















ltvs so......

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Hopes and Spooks.




Dear "The Cabin in the Woods,"


Please, oh please, really come out on October 28, 2011. 
'twould make me so very happy.

love,
laurenthevampireslayer

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